So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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