Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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