Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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