at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
