My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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