tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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