Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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