Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
