Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Randomize
