Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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