Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Is Oprah even human
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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