So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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