I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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