Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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