come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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