Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
