I'm gonna have a badass scar
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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