after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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