Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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