the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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