just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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