Small penises have feelings too.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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