another moral hangover. fuck.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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