It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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