Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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