Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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