...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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