i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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