i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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