it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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