i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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