I molested 6 butterflies tonight
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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