Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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