I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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