i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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