god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
id be glad to
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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