Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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