She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
im on a boat
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