Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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