If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i think im in europe. pls send help
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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