Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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