do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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