Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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