i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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