We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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