I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
