we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
