Please, let me fuck your mom
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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