hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
