I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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