My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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