is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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