Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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