try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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