Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
The Olympian is in my bed
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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