im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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