Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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